Is it true if you eat chocolate 3 times a month you will live approximately 1 yr longer than you normally wud?

Question

" Recent research has shown that dark chocolate offers some surprisingly favorable health benefits, and the companies that make it want you to think that eating lots of it will improve your health.

A Harvard University study found that eating dark chocolate three times a month could prolong a person's life by roughly one year. Another study by Dundee University found that volunteers who ate dark chocolate cut their risk of developing blood clots by about 75 percent. "

Answer 1

There is no proof, either way, and there is no way to know what the effects of eating anything in the long term will do (i.e., there are plenty of people who eat only perfectly healthy foods and are not "healthy", and vice-versa).

However, there are substantial indications that asking questions about chocolate seriously damages one's ability to spell "would" correctly! Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!! ;)