So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna have sex?”
“No.” She answered.
I said, “Is that your final answer?”
“Yes.” She replied.
So I said, “I’d like to phone a friend.”
2007-12-14 06:18:33 · 11 answers · asked by Keepin it real 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
U shouldn't be asking that..lmao
2007-12-14 06:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I feel your pain dude......my wife went to our family doctor for her yearly check up......When she came home she was all happy....the doctor told her she had the body of a twenty year old......I asked her ....well what did he say about your 40 year old @SS.....she replied......your name never came up!!!!!
you believe that sh-t!
2007-12-14 14:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have tried 50 - 50, give her half the chance then take it yourself, or half one way and half the other. Afterwards I would ask the audience for their opinion.
2007-12-14 14:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it's funny, but then again I don't sleep with you every night!
2007-12-14 14:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by PEARLGURL68 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should have put her in the hot seat before you asked her!!!
2007-12-14 14:32:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
AWWWWW... poor u.. i bet u have a hard time with Ur wife NOW!
2007-12-14 14:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i am suprised she did not put you in the dog house lol!
2007-12-14 14:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it, "keepin' it real" you are really on a rol!!!!
2007-12-14 15:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THATS FUNNY BUT DEPENDING ON HER MOOD SHE MAY HAVE TAKEN THAT LITERALLY.
2007-12-14 14:21:39 · answer #9 · answered by TAYLAY 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how sad...maybe you shouldda tickeld her, couldda changed her mind
2007-12-14 14:22:00 · answer #10 · answered by Dar' Lene Princess 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋