So this horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
Horse....long face..... get it?
2007-12-14 06:06:44 · 7 answers · asked by cheezewhiz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And is followed by a bear that says "Give me a............................................................................ beer please."
The barman says "Why the long pause?"
The bear says "I've always had them!"
2007-12-14 06:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's as old as the one where the termite walks into a bar and asks "Hey- is the bar tender here?"
2007-12-14 06:15:04 · answer #2 · answered by W. Coastal Eddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is pretty classic, but the long pause one above is quite funny!
2007-12-14 06:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very I told all my friends the joke and they laughed their heads off. How about
PATIENT:DOCTER, DOCTER, I THINK I'M FORGETTING THINGS.
DOCTER:WHEN DID THIS START 2 HAPPEN?
PATIENT: WHEN DID WHAT START 2 HAPPEN?
PLEASE ANSWER ME !!!!!!!!!!! LOL
2007-12-14 06:22:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to tell you the truth.. its not funny but not cuz its the joke its cuz its older and alot of people have herd it
2007-12-14 06:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by grr10_30 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not
2007-12-14 06:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or what????
2007-12-14 10:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by nosey jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋