Moses, Jesus and Muhammad walk into a bar...?

Question

They all sit down and have a non-alcoholic drink.
Moses turns to Jesus and asks "How you doin'?"
Jesus says "Fine," then turns to Muhammad and asks "How you doin'?"
Muhammad says "Fine," then turns to Moses and asks "How you doin'?"
Moses says "Fine"...

Now, this is not funny and it is an awfully boring story. You won't ever see it in bookstores or at the movies. But, isn't it a much better example of what religion ought to be?

Answer 1

Moses, Jesus and Muhammad walk into a bar....

and the bar tender says, "What is this, a joke?"

Answer 2

Jesus Walks Into A Bar

Answer 3

heh. You shouldve said, "They all sit down and have a non-alcoholic beverage" ... Beverage is a funnier than the word drink. Not that you were trying to be funny, attempting to make a point.

In all truthfulness...once understood from a higher perspective, their is no difference in the objective of Islam, Christianity, and Judaism, at least not from a scriptural perspective. The Ou'ran, New Testament and associated text and the Torah are all relating the same realities in the allegory of text. They are esoteric and relate the same realities and concepts in their own form. The objectives are clear, Enter the inner kingdom for the NT, Enter the promise land within or manifest the final temple within yourself in the Torah, and Ou'ran enter the hidden Mosque in spiritual Mecca, as all Muslims must travel to Mecca in their life - this is not speaking about a literal physical place but rather the inner mecca that is within you, which you must travel towards daily so you can enter. And all of this is no different from the saying by Socrates, "Know Thy Self." Since one can't know God until they Know thy self.

There were 12 Tribes in the Torah that traveled out of physical bondage (Egypt) and into the promise land together as a unite. In Islam Mohammad had 12 wives, in NT Yeshua had 12 singular Apostles who he gathered together on the mount and traveled among the countries healing the sick, then overcome on the Tree. In Rev 22:2 this is said, "On each side of the river stood the tree of life, bearing twelve crops of fruit, yielding its fruit every month. And the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations." The Fruits, spheres, or facilities upon the Tree of Life are the 12 - the Tree of Life is the perfected version of Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, which is duality of mind. This is about the mind and becoming the perfected pattern in mind, so you can manifest your Higher Innate nature while you live, which is to know thy self, or to enter the inner kingdom. It's what becoming a Christ, or anointed in mind to the capacity that you can be is all about. Mind/Soul birth. All of the objectives are the same, but literalism and traditions of man breeds ignorance.

Answer 4

How about this:
They walk into a bar. Muhammad starts questioning whether the drink really IS non-alcoholic. Moses starts practicing how to "part" the non-alcoholic drink. Jesus practices conjuring bread out of thin air to go with the drink.

Answer 5

Your pie-in-the-sky fantacy has nothing to do with reality.... "religion" is a man ivented concepte that is unique to each group who makes one up... and it inevitably is that one "religion' is concieved in responce to some difference with another "religion"... and in most all cases the rtesult is conflict on some level... often fatal to one or the other, or both,"religions".... Those who are in true submisson to The One True God, The Creator, Who is The God of Moses, are not part of any "religion.... those who follow what was made upby muhammid are following a way of life that is in direct conflict with what is God's, The one True God, Word and Will for mankind... Those who truly strive to follow The Word and Will of God do not follow any "religion" of man's invention or any "way of life", such as is islam, which would be against God..... The Word and Will of God may not be imposed, in any way, upon any one.... what was made up by muhammid clearly states it is to be imposed upon others and all who do not submit to islam are to be killed... that is what results from man invented "religion"

Answer 6

Yes. I think Jesus, Muhammed, and Moses should all be bar buddies in those religions.

Answer 7

Of course, we Muslims, love all Prophet Jesus, Prophet Moses and Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon them all.

Answer 8

Is this the same Jesus that turned water into wine?

Is this the same Moses that met Jesus, Peter, James, and John along with Elijah on the Mount of Transfiguration?

Just speculation here but I don't think Mohammed is doing "fine" right now.

Answer 9

Yep. I hear ya :)

Maybe I'll post a few Jewish jokes later or tomorrow and hope that people display more of a sense of fun and humour than many of those that answer here. Though 'Sam's answer was great :)

Answer 10

I think they would really be having a beer (O-Doul's for Mohammed) and complaining about how badly their followers screwed everything up and misread all their hard work into hatred, bigotry, and violence.