The Old Sailor
Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at i t as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well Ray, you old sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "Y ou're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back
2007-12-14 05:16:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooowweee funny!!! ;)
2007-12-14 08:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by STEPHUSMC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright didn't like the end knot
2007-12-14 13:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, thats really funny, have a star.
2007-12-14 13:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Chels 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!! Another good one! *star*
2007-12-14 13:20:25 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋