Should I put in for the Grim Reaper's job?

Question

With the descriptions of heaven and hell, I wouldn't have anything to do with either. As a matter of fact, the description of heaven is worse than that of hell. I would be more than happy to usher "souls" on to their final destination however. It's a unique talent.

Answer 1

You have too big a heart to do that.

You have my affection dear friend.

Answer 2

I think that they already far too high of a demand for that job already (what, with the high instances in which the grim reaper image occurs in popular media, almost everyone will be competing for that job).

But, give it a try. Make sure you have some prior experience in soul gathering for your resume, for starters. Or at least settle for a career in corpse handling...

Answer 3

That role was just filled.

Would you like to submit your resume for a sales position?

The job isn't as sought after as the Grim Reapers position, but the pay has the potential of being very rewarding.

Answer 4

Gimme another 10-15 years in human terms, Enigma. Then bring it on. I would appreciate a fabulous last meal, a final winged flight over San Francisco bay area, and perhaps the sounds of Enigma or Hildegard of Bingen to lull me on my way. I'll be expecting you.

Answer 5

Well you could. But becoming President of the United States of America requires a lot of money.

Answer 6

I hear the hours you have to put in are pretty long. The plus side is, you never get any negative feedback from customers.

Answer 7

If you don't get the job, would you put in a good word gor me?? Ha

Answer 8

I say you should throw on some "bling" and be the Grim Rapper, instead.....

Answer 9

i think you should first, check your qualifications.

Answer 10

you have no cojones to do the job...