An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "**** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
2007-12-14 03:38:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it and give you a star!
When I saw the title I thought it was this one:-
A very large lady went stomping into a department store, up to a young man behind a counter, and shouted at him, " I demand you take me at once to your complaints department", pounding her fist on the desk and purple with rage.
The young man, thought for a moment and calmly replied,
"We haven't got one, you big fat ugly b*****d!"
2007-12-14 06:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're free to believe what we want. Reporting is to be used for community guideline violations. No offense to you, but this isnt funny. Also there are a few typos that made it hard to follow. But dont give up. Keep trying. Better luck next time.
2016-04-09 02:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-14 03:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay for the attendant!
2007-12-14 06:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol, That is great customer service.
2007-12-14 03:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
took a bit of a while to read but SO worth it
did that ACTUALLY happen lmao
2007-12-14 04:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, I do like a true smart a**e
2007-12-14 04:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three out of ten - but that's only because it's nearly Christmas ! ! !
2007-12-14 04:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by twistin git 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 04:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny did that really happen?? if so it makes it soooooo much funnier lol.
2007-12-14 03:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Tiffany M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋