Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Sheila Usk
2007-12-14 02:38:33 · 12 answers · asked by catLover 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
2007-12-14 02:38:58 · update #1
Very funny!!!!HA HA HA
2007-12-14 03:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by leogirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2016-05-23 22:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha freaking awesome!
2007-12-14 03:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny! Star for your joke
2007-12-14 02:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by rexski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard (read)...lol
2007-12-14 02:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats very, um, nice, now men know why we dont take thier advice on alot of things.
2007-12-14 02:49:48 · answer #6 · answered by Chels 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT! Here is a star and ten points.This is so funny.
2007-12-14 02:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by kawnbefe 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-12-14 02:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone e-mailed that one to me
2007-12-14 03:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by LoveMyLilGirlNLilMan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't it funny how they can add cars to things?
2007-12-14 06:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Tigger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋