AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES THAT REALLY WORK
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using
the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does,
use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
2007-12-14 02:24:17 · 14 answers · asked by drdennie2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG HAHAHAHAHA....I loved that!!! Thanks for the laugh!! Brilliant joke!! Here's a star for it!!
PS: I'm going to try the mousetrap thing.
2007-12-14 02:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Liz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is what funny? All the dang question marks or the misspelled words? There's nothing funny about improper spelling.
2016-05-23 22:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The slinky one is funny, but I've heard it a million times.
2007-12-14 02:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by bighopes35 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were funny the first couple of hundred times, but they are kinda old now. I still like the Slinky part tho.
2007-12-14 02:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by SoCal fan 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
they were funny i especially like 1, 7 and the daily thought
2007-12-14 02:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 6 I almost fell out of my chair... too funny!
2007-12-14 02:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard these before. I love them! Here is a star and ten points.
2007-12-14 02:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by kawnbefe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think so! But I'm easily amused... hehe. Did you write some of those?
2007-12-14 02:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
5 is a really good method :D
2007-12-14 02:36:21 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Innocence♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, kl joke lol
2007-12-14 02:53:18 · answer #10 · answered by ryanmills93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋