...after using the toilet or has she got 'helps' to do it for her?
2007-12-14 00:20:30 · 9 answers · asked by mørbidsшεεŧnεss 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I saw this documentary "The worst jobs ever" and apparently decades and centuries ago, the Kings and Queens had servants called the 'the groomer' who did the wiping for them...i wonder if it still happens...
2007-12-14 00:23:55 · update #1
Wow now thats a shitty job!
2007-12-14 00:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by thanatos f 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe it, of course she doesn't wipe herself, what the hell do you think she keeps Corgis for, she has a dump, she squats and then whistles, a corgi comes running straight between the royal buttocks, hey presto, one cleaner than clean botty, one dirtier than dirty dog. Phil then kicks the corgi into the shower and turns on the water, the dog is then clean for the next session.
Note. It should be noted that Phil cannot, by prior arrangement, use the dog, he has to do it himself.
2007-12-14 02:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That office was permanently vacated around the beginning of the 17th century.
2013-11-22 06:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by Dump the liberals into Jupiter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Henry the 8th had a royal butt wiper but I imgine Liz does it herself.
Imagine that in the tabloids- (Okay I can't think of a funny headline, no doubt one of you will)
2007-12-14 00:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Monstera Deliciosa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes she does whip her own butt. Royalty are now just regular people. Princes William and Harry lead semi normal lives and so did their mother. The just have staff for help like any rich person in this country and theirs.
2007-12-14 00:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by mes2269 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
She probably wipes it herself, but trust me she ain't schlepping to the store to buy the toilet paper herself!
2007-12-14 00:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by Angela C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dont you wnder why so many american tourist que to get into buck palace every morning?
2007-12-14 00:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well you know , i bet the old battleaxe don`t let anyone get that close to her booty. but you can bet your bottem(no pun intended) dollar she don`t use no dollar general toilet paper.LMAO
2007-12-14 00:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Babe428 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
She has "buttresses" do the work.
2007-12-14 00:30:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋