When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.
2007-12-13 23:44:41 · 17 answers · asked by jacques 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2007-12-13 23:47:33 · answer #1 · answered by mamgu....... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice thought but the reality is a bit harsher. If I had the choice I'd come back as a extremely attractive woman, that way I wouldn't have to do a lot. That's right I'd have all the idiot men do it for me, only a thought.
2007-12-14 18:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha Thats sound like a good life
2007-12-13 23:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by Soul Reason 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I prefer women bare...but, if there is a repeat, I want to come back as a boar. Male pigs have 30-minute orgasms, lol.
2007-12-13 23:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmm, sounds good till the hunter sneaks up behind you and blows out your bear brains.
2007-12-13 23:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
EH...Gawd!!! what an ambition with a great explanation to authenticate the imagination! 10 to10 only.
2016-04-09 02:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be a house cat..in fact I think I was one in my last life!
2007-12-13 23:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhh I love it!!!! Nicked and emailed all over the place!!!
2007-12-13 23:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by Sal*UK 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sign me up to....I wanna be a bear!
2007-12-13 23:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by BiancaVee 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to be a seagull because it looks like fun to try and poo on us people...
he he he...
2007-12-13 23:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by Lonzdale the rugby maestro 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to get out more.
2007-12-13 23:47:54 · answer #11 · answered by JPM 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋