Has anyone else recently changed their religion and why?
2007-12-13 23:44:38 · 16 answers · asked by andipandi 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ahh... to be touched by his noodly appendage....
2007-12-13 23:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by Sly Phi AM 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
At first I didn't Believe in the FSM because it would require too much faith since, despite numerous academic endorsements, there is no actual proof. But, after reading the Gospel of the FSM, I learned that such faith is actually a virtue to be rewarded in the afterlife by beer volcanoes and stripper factories. I could not argue with that. So, after much prayer, He touched with with His noodly appendage and I saw the Truth, just like the Gospel said I would*. RAmen.
*Any similarity to the well document effectiveness of the power of suggestion to impressionable minds like my own is purely coincidental.
2007-12-14 06:15:10 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is humorous, although it is a shaggy dog tale with a ingredient. the ingredient being that anybody 'printed" religions are based on the believer believing somebody else while they are asserting "to that end saith the Lord" even nevertheless the lads who talk for the gods, gods that under no circumstances ensue while called to testify, under no circumstances have any data. The Bible says we could constantly administration our sexual urges while our genetics say we could constantly no longer. it is a contradiction that makes much less experience than an FSM who needs us to placed on Pirate regalia, something which a minimum of would not conflict with biology. So why could we've faith a revelation to somebody named Moses and not the originator of the FSM?
2016-12-31 10:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by abrew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am just about to make a pasta and beef dish and sacrifice it to our hunger. As long as things go to plan, the pasta should not get airborne. Allowing pasta to get airborne is unwise, it tends to cool fast and become like elastic bands stuck to the wall.
Also, your doctrine is strangely oriental. Who ever heard of using noodles instead of freshly picked spaghetti?
2007-12-14 05:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Steven Ring 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recently converted to Pastafarianism after reading the truth in the Gospel according to Gordon Ramsey (sauce be upon him)
2007-12-14 01:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
becauses it's just as probable that some kid made up the Flying S Monster and just as provable
what becomes important is believing in yourself first then the rest falls in line
2007-12-13 23:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that doesnt sound like a question... but we don't follow the FSM to be apart of a trend. If you don't believe, then He will know and you shall perish in meat sauce.
2007-12-13 23:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by You got FAAAAT!!! 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i wear big earings as a sign of respect for the holy beings we call pirates who controle the global average temprature
2007-12-14 06:30:48 · answer #8 · answered by manapaformetta 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah, a fellow Pastafarian!
Ramen, sister, Ramen!
2007-12-13 23:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
We all follow the FSM in our own way, even if we do not know it we do his will.
Peace in pasta, RAmen.
2007-12-13 23:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by Skalite 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋