our bedroom activities.
She has bought a "strap on"... whatever one of those is
Can you tell me what I can expect on Xmas day afternoon?
2007-12-13 23:10:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Darling, I thought I clearly explained this to you. Or weren't you listening again?
It's a chin dildo, so you can expect to spend Christmas MORNING (like I'm willing to wait till the afternoon) with your face buried.....no, I won't continue here, this being a family site and all. Tell you later.
But I'm frankly disgusted by all these people who seem to automatically assume I'm going to use it on you. Good God, what kind of perverts do they think we are?
2007-12-14 01:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You two getting it on is gonna remind me of the time that I went to the Sealife centre (minus the strap on)
Lets just say you might have trouble sitting AS WELL as standing for long periods of time, lol
2007-12-13 23:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by Just some guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy. Just don't eat too much before going to bed. It could be a bit uncomfortable!
2007-12-13 23:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know about xmas day but you wont be able to sit down on boxing day!!!
2007-12-13 23:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you not shagging that bird from woolies yet ? what's wrong with you man ?
a strap on is a replica of the male reproductive organ ( usually exaggerated ). i think she wants to shove it up your bum to see how much you like it !
2007-12-13 23:16:52 · answer #5 · answered by troll-la-la-la-la 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A liberal spreading of KY jelly and the order to bend over I suspect, Crispy me old mate.
2007-12-13 23:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by jamand 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think thats a light that she straps to her head to make her look more appealing. xxxx
2007-12-13 23:15:52 · answer #7 · answered by starlet108 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A right merry roasting!
2007-12-13 23:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by Katie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your breasts are quite large.
Anyways, back to your question.
You should expect a sore *** hole.
2007-12-13 23:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is saying that you dont fill her huge vagina up. So she would like you to wear one of these. You put it your dick into it.
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9651
2007-12-14 06:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by raggyann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋