A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
2007-12-13 22:40:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
not an A+ like me? lmao!!!
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2016-04-23 11:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-14 01:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kerry K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad to see that you are not a fully paid up member of the script writers union in the USA!
Thanks for the smile!
2007-12-13 22:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by Christine H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha it was hilarious...btw the guy who doesn't understand it .. the F stands for female and in gender. But the lil girl thought it was F for fail in physical sex.
2007-12-13 22:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am i being thick here? I don't get it.
Just had it explained to me - sorry, didn't find it funny.
edit: That's interesting, I've got a thumbs down for not finding it funny. Guess somebody doesn't like me to have my own opinion about which jokes make me laugh!
2007-12-13 22:44:45 · answer #6 · answered by Hector 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because Myspace sends a cancel-verification email to the email address you signed up with.
2016-05-23 22:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a minute but then laughed out loud. will be repeating this to everyone i see for the next week lol:)
2007-12-13 22:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by rachel h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Took me a while, got there in the end!
Very good. Laughed out loud. Thanks star for you xx
2007-12-13 22:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by louise b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 06:09:37 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got there in the end
2007-12-13 22:47:35 · answer #11 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋