A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I
can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs.
I can splash it on my eyes."
2007-12-13 19:14:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
too good!
very funny
thank you
hahaha-still laughing!!!\
it was fantastic.
you get a star
and...
merry xmas!
2007-12-13 19:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about those crap heads who say come on thats old,But there are some jokes that get a laugh all the time no matter how old,Great joke lets have some more.
2007-12-13 19:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by Solo Man 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Best one I've heard in a long time!
Excellent joke! *
2007-12-14 04:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute have a xmas star *
2007-12-13 19:27:46 · answer #4 · answered by jules 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol g/f my uncle tells this joke all the time. funny that u posted it on here lmao.
2007-12-13 20:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow to funny thank you
2007-12-13 19:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by Kj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 22:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, very funny
2007-12-13 19:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by damyna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 06:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
Thanks for the laughs!!
Star on its way!! *
2007-12-13 22:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋