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Did you ever consider that he was eating a really juicy mango at the time?

2007-12-13 19:13:33 · 16 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

TC? what TC? Oh that! It's Men's Health business! You should answer my mango juice as lubricant question....

2007-12-13 19:44:40 · update #1

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I thought he said this when one of his apostles was over his knee.

2007-12-13 19:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 10 1

To be a top Contributor I would have to ask you this? Have you ever heard of "thou shalt not mock the Lord"? Well it says this in the bible so, just in case you have not heard it before,I just wanted to be the first to enlighten you. So mango or no mango it's about time to tango. Hows that top contributor? I'm not so sure if the Lord even liked Mangoes but I could be wrong I wasn't there. I don't think I am wrong though about some things that is.. God Bless You.

2007-12-14 03:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No, but seems logical enough. However, I think "turn the other cheek" eventually translated to "nailed to a cross" which is why Christians are the last people to follow the doctrine of turn the other cheek.

2007-12-14 03:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by Mandy 2 · 3 1

More Mangos.... Ummm, .... "turn the other cheek".... try telling that to Hannibal Lecter.... and watch what happens!

2007-12-14 03:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Lucy 4 · 5 0

No... The thought never entered my head.
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2007-12-14 03:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

smeone seems to have a thing for mangoes

2007-12-14 03:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

No.He meant when someone wrongs you.Do not hold a grudge.

Pray for your enemies.Love your enemies.

2007-12-14 03:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yep; it's there in the book of Hezekiah, or somethin' like that.

2007-12-14 03:18:48 · answer #8 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 6 0

I prefer the "SMASH them on the other cheek" one that Anton LaVey used.

2007-12-14 03:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by Jakero Evigh 5 · 2 1

Talking with his mouth full.
Yeah thats JC for ya.

2007-12-14 03:18:29 · answer #10 · answered by Vulken 6 · 4 1

hmmm. mango

2007-12-14 05:41:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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