2007-12-13 18:59:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In my country, you'll get a horn just the next millisecond after the green color. We drive like if it's a race.
2007-12-13 19:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Even Haazer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, he would tell us all that the sinner would never honk the horn because the good little boys and girls are all in church thinking about how boring the sermon is and wondering where they are going afterwards for lunch...and cussing out the horn honker passing by for tooting his honker and wondering just how much they have to put in the offering tray today in order to fit in with the badly dressed lady sitting in the pew beside them who is obviously only there to see who is wearing what and how much weight their neighbor has gained since they won the lottery last year after buying the ticket out from in front of them after they really should have offered to let the ladies buy her ticket first...then she would be the fat rich gal sitting there judging the fashion sense of the congregation instead of the hungry, penny penching, horn hater that they are. Of course, the lottery is the devil's playground, so maybe all of the sermon they are suffering through is really for no reason other than to kill some time and get waste some hard earned money so the church can build a gymnasium or something else with all the donations from the non-sinners. I'll opt for horn honking thank you.
2007-12-13 19:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is the best you can do, maybe you should consider a little deeper what Jesus actually has to say about sin and everything else! What does sin have to do with horn honking? Sin will however get you to hell. Maybe you should consider that!
2007-12-13 19:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by samantha 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Many sin filled cities around the world are outlawing honking of the horn within city limits. Oh, the sin of it all.
2007-12-13 20:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was a policeman I'd book him for being an accessory before the fact --- It is against the law to use the horn except as a warning.
2007-12-13 20:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by youngmoigle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and to prove his point... he has allowed my car horn to die. I can no longer honk it. If I want to honk, I have tied a bike horn to the side view mirror. Believe me, you can not honk that thing and stay mad.
2007-12-13 19:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
possibly Jesus is out borrowing your automobile good now, and you in simple terms do no longer know it considering which you're sitting on your jammies good now. No ask your self you often are combating for gasoline. Jesus makes use of all of it.
2016-10-11 06:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus rode into Jeresulem in triumph. He was a biker dude not a cage man!
2007-12-13 19:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by mpento 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you had it in you for a better post than this. It seems you have jumped the shark from troll in training to official silly troll.
Silly Des.
2007-12-13 19:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by Loosid 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No! .. but that sounds like a great line for the sequel to my hit "B" movie "Who painted Gazpacho's wagon in San Fran?"
2007-12-13 19:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋