I have had the same phone now for almost 50 years, and suddenly it started beeping at me! I believe it is cursing, so I sturck it down i the name of the lord, and burned it. Then I srinkled holy water over the burial ground. My neighbors called the police because they thought I was trying to burn down the neighborhood. Should I press charges?
2007-12-13 18:48:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That was the perfectly logical thing to do. I'm glad to hear that through such tough times you able to remain level headed.
I think that you should indeed press charges against the neighbors who deeply misunderstood your good intentions.
2007-12-13 18:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and you should also press civil charges for being accused of being a phone burner. Any phone that can curse must surely have feelings and to be accused of abusing a feeling phone when you were clearly only trying to stop the voices in your head is slander and your neighbors should all be arrested and made to sit in a very small cell listening to one-thousand cursing phones for no less than 20 to life.
Don't let the phone hater's call you names and accuse you of heresy when you were only doing what Priests have done for years. Holy water usually works, I'm surprised that the phone you sprinkled it on didn't squealch and call you "Alex and er gram be ale", which of course sounds a lot like "Alex and her gramble" which is just not even a word.
2007-12-13 19:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I cannot imagine a phone that is fifty years old actually "beeping" at you. An inanimate object such as a telephone will not curse at you and I think that it is bizarre and---yes---disturbingly sad that you would use the name of The Lord to perform such a sacreligious act. Maybe your neighbors think that you're weird,too....cause, honey, you are ONE weird duck.
2007-12-13 19:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Cat♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's the neighbors..they framed you. They telepathically forced the phone to beep at you, thereby making you burn the phone down. I think they just want to get you out of the neighborhood. I would consider moving.
2007-12-14 02:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by GamerMom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be careful around the refrigerator, they've been known to eat people alive, and then arrange them into neatly-wrapped packages of tin foil and plastic wrap. some models even put you into matching sets of tupperware.
to avoid charges next time one of your appliances beeps at you, simply cast it into the oven, for therein lies the gateway to hell. i know this because i have rescued various batters and game fowl from the grip of the beast, only to find that i was too late. so, i offered them unto my gods and made of them a sacrificial meal.
2007-12-14 01:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by bad tim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have gone a bot crazy and no don't try and press charges
2007-12-13 18:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by Mim 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't beep know, get one that sings
2007-12-13 19:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't forget to vote republican!
2007-12-13 18:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by BearsysRevenge 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That story was wonderful--brought tears to my eyes..........and a pain in my side.............trouble breathing............I have to pee.........
2007-12-13 18:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋