Any one knows about anatomy?

Question

In a class,a new teacher came.As was the formality,first,she took attendance by calling out the names.Then,she thought of checking the knowledge of students and asked the class."any one knows about anatomy?"
Nobody opened their mouth.One boy who always makes it a point to answer something and try to act smart could not resist the temptation to answer and so replied,"excuse me,Madam,we dont have any girl by that name in this class"

Dont explain what anatomy is.This is the title of the joke.I have done my Ph.D in anatomy .

Answer 1

I really like your Jokes! at least some one is there to bring smile to our face.... And good to know that u are not just a joker but Dr. Joker (Phd.) Great !

Answer 2

You may have your PhD in Anatomy....
But you don't know jack about jokes~~~
That was one bad joke~~~
Go back to grad school because you will never make it as a comedian.

Answer 3

Was that a joke?? or u really wanned to know about anatomy???
any ways...ill give u some info...

Anatomy (from the Greek ἀνατομία anatomia, from ἀνατέμνειν ana: separate, apart from, and temnein, to cut up, cut open) is the branch of biology that is the consideration of the structure of living things. It is a general term that can include human anatomy, animal anatomy (zootomy) and plant anatomy (phytotomy). In some of its facets anatomy is closely related to embryology, comparative anatomy and comparative embryology,through common roots in evolution.

Anatomy is subdivided into gross anatomy (or macroscopic anatomy) and microscopic anatomy. Gross anatomy (also called topographical anatomy, regional anatomy, or anthropotomy) is the study of anatomical structures that can be seen by unaided vision. Microscopic anatomy is the study of minute anatomical structures assisted with microscopes, which includes histology (the study of the organisation of tissues), and cytology (the study of cells).

The history of anatomy has been characterized, over time, by a continually developing understanding of the functions of organs and structures in the body. Methods have also advanced dramatically, advancing from examination of animals through dissection of cadavers (dead human bodies) to technologically complex techniques developed in the 20th century.

Anatomy should not be confused with anatomical pathology (also called morbid anatomy or histopathology), which is the study of the gross and microscopic appearances of diseased organs.

Hope its useful to u....
Good luck..!!!!!!!!!!!1

Answer 4

I dont know about anatomy. But the boy's answer is perfectly right.

Answer 5

L O L10/10 x

Answer 6

Nice!!!

Answer 7

*I wd have said that there is no such "boy"
by that name ....... cause "tomy'' at the end sounds like a boys name !!!
Well, all's well that ends well ....... i.e. with a smile/laughter !!!!
Keep up the gd work ~~~

Answer 8

you have posted better ones

Answer 9

hahahahah

Answer 10

hahaha, funny.