Not long ago, I was at this cinema. I had just finished work and?

Question

in a cowardly move to put off doing work that I was taking home with me, I decided to go and see a film. It was a rainy grey day and London just seemed to increase the miserable atmosphere. As I stood there in the queue, aware that I might be standing there for a couple of minutes, my thoughts and gaze began to wonder. As my gaze fell over the electric sliding doors that formed the entrance to the lobby I saw a most beautiful sight. A young sophisticated woman, impeccably dressed and immaculately finished. Her perfectly straight brunette locks fell over her red felt figure-hugging coat, and formed a perfect frame around her model face. Her lips, simliar in colour to her coat proved to be a magnet to the eyes. I barely noticed the rest of her when I realised I had the biggest erection. The queue had dissapated and as I stood there all stiff, the till lady giggled to her friend and others stood around and just stared at me . I can't stop thinking about it what should I do to feel better

Answer 1

Finish the story, for crying out loud!!!

Oh, and make sure it has a happy ending!!!

Answer 2

Obviously you have not found the love of your life or you would not be describing this lady so strongly.
Get out and date. Find the heart that is perfect for you.
When you decide to marry, then maybe, just maybe you can get it back under control.
In the meantime, dark, loose clothing and cold showers will be your friend.

Answer 3

man i know exactly how you feel. one way is maybe doing the "you-know-what thing". you can also if she is the kind of girl that goes to the movies talk to her. Get her some free stuff. that will be nice. that will give you more confidence and now that you are around her more if wont get up if you know what i mean. Ask her out. it sounds like you have a good chance. Email me if you want to talk more about this. i could help you out. ive been there too

Answer 4

first of all, are you a writer? you have a very descriptive way of writing, i like it, you should write more!

but to get to the point, dont worry about it, im sure if the lady saw, she would be flattered somehow.
but the people there probably wont recognize you, embarrassing things happen to people all the time, but they're usually only remembered by the people they happened to.
just relax, and forget about it, watch a movie at home, eat your favorite food, but it's not a big deal, don't worry bro.

Answer 5

so you got turned on by a hot girl. what's the big deal? it's totally natural.
sure it was inappropriate, time and place for everything, blah blah but the poeple in the line giggling at you sound pretty immature. forget about them
i'd say being able to pitch a tent right then and there sounds pretty dang healthy! nothing to be embarrased about, embrace your sexuality!

Answer 6

your obviously testing to see the reactions of different categories, or else why would you always post the same question in two different categories.

i believe that you stories are hillarious but they never happened.

Are you doing a study on how people react?

write something else soon, because it is keeping me entertained here at work.

Answer 7

fool thats emmbaressing have an erection in front of your crush.plus if you see her again get to know her first.or forget about her to clear your mind of her.

Answer 8

You can't cry about spilled milk or anything else spilled. Just forget it.

Answer 9

lol. One word: "tightie whities". Or, help yourself before leaving the house....lol

Answer 10

lol, so descriptive
this kinda sound like a poem