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Hope you like this little story. I thought you might enjoy it.


It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the creche when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus.



So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?"



The little boy replied, "I got Him at church."



"And why did you take Him?"



The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it ."

2007-12-13 17:02:00 · 16 answers · asked by Sparkles 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

That is very sweet and he keeps his word too...

Many forget their vows and promises to God once wish is fulfilled. But not our boy here.

So yu must get a star for this...

:-)

2007-12-13 17:29:42 · answer #1 · answered by 13 5 · 3 0

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2016-10-11 06:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Adorable!!

2007-12-13 20:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1 0

this is one my g-ma used to tell me. I liked your as well.

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. Christmas was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for Christmas." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for Christmas. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for Christmas." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for Christmas. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for Christmas.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for Christmas.
Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for Christmas. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother
told him. Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the
street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-13 17:13:14 · answer #4 · answered by christie 5 · 2 2

Aah....
So sweet very cute nice one
* for you dear n happy christmas.......
GBU

2007-12-13 17:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by pearly 2 · 1 0

awww thats soooo sweet

2007-12-13 17:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ak 1 · 3 0

yes it is a cute joke

2007-12-13 19:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by Philomena 5 · 1 0

haha that is a very cute joke.

2007-12-13 17:06:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Jello j3unny 4 · 2 0

hahahahaha

2007-12-13 20:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 1 0

lol nice

2007-12-13 17:10:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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