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If you are sitting in a room with a lightbulb and the bulb dies, do you fix it or sit in darkness?

2007-12-13 16:40:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

So you acknowledge that something will make light shine once again right? You don't sound too atheist to me right now..

2007-12-13 16:48:31 · update #1

18 answers

I leave the room and go do something else.

2007-12-13 16:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3 0

Funny, if a bulb goes out, a human who can retrieve a lightbulb, which is made from plastic and wire, and electricity to go through a conceived network invented by another human years ago, all that to get the light back.
Do you see an individual at work? I don't and find the theory of an individual (male) creator illogical.

2007-12-13 16:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by strpenta 7 · 0 0

No. I clap my hands and god himself descends from the heavens and changes the bulb.

What is your point?

To live as a christian means not taking responsibility for your own actions, instead preferring to claim that you were born that way and some guys death exonerates you from wrong doing. A christian would sit in the dark and pray. An atheist on the other hand would prefer to take responsibility for their own actions and change the damn light bulb themselves. I call it being an adult.

2007-12-13 16:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by mam2121 4 · 0 0

Oh I love riddles!

The light bulb didn't die, as it wasn't alive in the first place. I wait for it to cool. Then I don't "fix" it, rather, I replace it with a light bulb that works.

Do you pray to your god(s) to "fix" it?

BTW you have got to be kidding.

2007-12-13 16:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I finish my glass of wine, reach up to the shelf with xtra bulbs, un screw the old bulb, insert the new bulb, screw it in and continue



Now, How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

2007-12-13 16:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 4 0

If your analogy is that God is dead and needs to be fixed, I'd say both you and Nietzsche jumped the gun quite a bit. God beliefs will likely persist as long as humans exist.

2007-12-13 17:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are suggesting atheists are pessimistic... You don't know much about the average atheist. I fix it just as fast as any other person would...Without praying to my invisible friend.

2007-12-13 16:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by check yo self 1 · 0 0

I turn on a flashlight
But you'll probably say the light is god and we will seek out the light

You're funny man, don't get mad, it's not the christian way

2007-12-13 16:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mindgames 5 · 1 0

who says i'd be using lightbulbs in the firstplace? i'm mainly nocturnal and don't like light too much. and oh yeah your analogy sucks.

2007-12-13 16:54:26 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. R PhD in Revolution 5 · 0 0

Well depends on if it's dark out or not. Most likely I will get around to changing it.

2007-12-13 16:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i pray to an invisible super being to "let there be light!" and poof! the dead light bulb miraculously lights up.


works every time.

2007-12-13 16:46:53 · answer #11 · answered by nebtet 6 · 2 0

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