1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
2007-12-13 14:34:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is that why everyone always yells "Fore!", short for foreplay?
2007-12-13 14:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by Petri 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is sooooooo funny, u sure do have a way of making people laugh.
2007-12-14 16:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My hubby is not allowed to go and play golf anymore!!! No wonder he comes home so happy and relaxed!!
2007-12-13 23:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judging by those rules, it makes me wish that my husband played golf! ;)
Cheers
2007-12-14 10:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am definitely scheduling a "Tee Time" tonight!!!
2007-12-14 20:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD this is so freaking funny!!! HAHAAH Awesome I am sending this to my boyfriend!!
2007-12-13 22:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by kimmiemer17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Funny!
2007-12-14 08:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm....interesting rules..hope many players know it ......hehehehe
2007-12-16 06:39:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite clever
2007-12-14 03:20:17 · answer #9 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you again! its nice to count on you if i need a good laugh. just get online and look at your stuff! thanks. God bless
2007-12-14 11:25:04 · answer #10 · answered by mom of 4 boys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋