Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that! ]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far !]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and -sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
In Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
2007-12-13 13:25:55 · 10 answers · asked by PloPop 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank, y'all. My personal favorite is:Miners Refuse to Work After Death. =-)
2007-12-13 14:06:00 · update #1
Miners Refuse to Work after Death OR
The Typhoon one...A toss up!
You should work for David Letterman!
2007-12-13 14:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jeannie Welsch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last year a local business had this on their big sign outside:
Congratulations, Rich White Employee of the Month
I should have taken a picture.
2007-12-13 13:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by waia2000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is one of those jokes that will always be funny. You could tell it in 100 years time and it will still be true.
2016-05-23 11:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I the last one is great! And the panda one.
2007-12-13 13:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Really pretty good. I actually think I recall seeing one of those.
2007-12-13 13:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by Jed 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
All really funny!!! i enjoyed that!!!! thnx 4 liting my day- maybe even week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! only flaw is the high-school chainsaw one wasn't that funny. but besides that loved 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-13 13:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I really LOL'd on those!
2007-12-13 13:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!
2007-12-13 13:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good : )
2007-12-13 13:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by sally c 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
:'D.. very funny~~
2007-12-13 13:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by puccalove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋