A group of carolers were singing carols as they went door to door for non-perishable food items for the annual Christmas Food Drive. They had just started singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" when they arrived at a house and rang the doorbell. A blonde answered the door.
The carolers completed the first verse, and were singing the lines "Now bring us some figgy pudding/Now bring us some figgy pudding/Now bring us some figgy pudding/Now bring us some here/We won't go until we get some/We won't go until we get some/We won't go until we get some/Til we get some good cheer."
The blonde grinned and said, "All right, hold on. Just give me a few minutes." She began to search the house.
Around five minutes later, she returned with every unopened pudding pack and pudding cup single she had in the house. "I'm sorry, I don't have any figgy pudding," she told the carolers. "Would you like chocolate, banana or butterscotch instead?"
2007-12-13 13:21:43 · 9 answers · asked by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now THAT is funny material. IT ROX OMG I LOVRE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-13 13:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fig is a fruit and it is made in some pudding so the blonde in the joke has no idea.
2007-12-13 21:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle L 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha that's a funny one,lol
2007-12-13 21:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another blonde joke that makes me laugh...even if i am blonde. LOL =^_^=
2007-12-13 21:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by hippyonadragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. blonde jokes are great :P
2007-12-13 21:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres one for you. :what does santa call his blonde haired helpers? Ho Ho Ho."
2007-12-13 21:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♥↔♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool
2007-12-13 21:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Hi!♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhhhhhhhh
2007-12-13 21:25:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HONESTLY...NO....NOT ITS MORE LIKE STUPID
2007-12-13 21:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋