two guys were best friends, one of them was blind and the other one had an artificial leg.
They were walking though the city, and the one with the artificial leg got mad and said: " you are walking much too fast for me, let's make a deal. Let me sit on your shoulders, because then I have not such an hard time to walk."
The blind guy said: " Ok, but then you have to tell me what you see, so one hand washes the other."
Great idea, so the blind guy let's his friend sit on his shoulder and they started to walk through the city.
The guy on the top said :" On my left I see a big house, on my left I see a lot of trees, there are children playing, now I see a nice black mercedes, now I see a little dog....."
All of a sudden, the blind guy said :" and look there is a beautiful, sexy girl !"
His friend was astonished and asked :" But how could you see that, you are blind?"
His friend said :" Oh, I didn't see it, I felt it on my neck..."
2007-12-13
12:32:01
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