Chuck Norris jokes, Military
2007-12-13 12:13:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I love some of these answers. To the people who are not understanding the question here are some facts that Chuck Norris would win.
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
3. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
4. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
5. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
2007-12-13 15:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Bandit_ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris,
Because everyone knows, only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris.
Becarefull Spartacus!
Do not become like the guy that historians say made the biggest mistake......ever! He asked Chuck Norris if the roundhouse kick is the most effective way of killing someone.
You are questioning Chuck. Word to the wise, Don't Fu&k with Chuck!
2007-12-13 12:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Think for yourself 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The question is not who would win, but how long Chuck would let them live.
(Man we had fun with this when Chuck Norris went on the USO tour. I didn't even get to see him we just heard about it couldn't stop joking about how cool it was that Chuck was here to be our secret weapon in the war on terror)
They tried to make a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper but it didn't work to well because Chuck Norris don't take Sh!t from No one!
2007-12-13 14:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by MP US Army 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
NOBODY orders Chuck! Chuck entertains people's questions. Chuck would have TOLD Bush he was going to Iraq!! And, Al Qaeda doesn't fight Chuck Norris, they volunteer as punching bags!
2007-12-13 12:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mac 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Al Qaeda replaced into beside the point to Bush’s plan different than insofar as he could make the main the belief and attempt to link Saddam with terrorism in the minds of the yank human beings. Iraq has the 2d best prevalent oil reserves in the worldwide. Iraq replaced right into a aim for invasion from the earliest days of the Bush administration.
2016-10-11 05:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris wins every fight. When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.
2007-12-13 12:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Clearly chuck norris would win.... chuck norris dosent do puch ups... he pushes the world down
2007-12-13 12:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Chrissy 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Karate Man Chuck Norris is a good fighter. But all that martial arts experience doesn't mean you are bullet proof.
2007-12-13 12:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
chuck's not up with the new technology, so i'm not too sure. but still, he'd have to climb through those mountains in pakistan to get there, and chuck norris doesn't adjust that fast without special effects.
2007-12-13 12:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by k4y14hhh 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Saddam and al qaeda because chuck is only like 5ft 4in unless of coarse chuck haad his side kick.
2007-12-13 12:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋