Chuck Norris
2007-12-13 12:11:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he'll kick their asses when they get a glimpse of his human mountain ranges. the right ones are called walker the left ones are called texas ranger.
2007-12-13 12:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lexasaur 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't invade Iran.
Iran comes to Chuck Norris.
2007-12-13 12:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck and his a.s.s-kicin' mustache and toupee' beats any Sasquatch or different monster any day of the week. Chuck's toupee' has a strategies of its very own, and can unquestionably defeat Sasquatch purely via spinning like a precise on Chuck's head, inflicting Sasquatch to get dizzy. Then, Chuck's mustache will supply 2 karate chops to Sasquatch's noggin' as he stands in a dizzy haze. Chuck won't even could destroy a sweat..his mustache and toupee' will do each and all the paintings!!!
2016-12-31 10:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee, about an hour, Chuck Norris, a few days at least.
2007-12-13 12:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's Chuck Norris!!! It's over before he even shows up!!!
2007-12-13 12:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by Flying High 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I don't know...good question.
however, Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
2007-12-13 12:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bruce Lee Killed Chuck Norris...32 years ago...what are you on mate?
2007-12-13 12:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by i_lost_10_pounds 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
30 years
2007-12-13 12:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
chuck norris already Invaded Iran. Thats why they have no Nuclear weapons.
he also supposedly killed all the gays there too. thats why Amedimawhatever said there wasnt any.
2007-12-13 12:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
10 minutes
2007-12-13 12:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by ~stephanie~ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1 hour & 45 minutes. This is about the length of the movie.
2007-12-13 12:15:39 · answer #11 · answered by Eddie W 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋