A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked.
On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty!' So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!"
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant's lawyer."
2007-12-13 12:02:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
I like it :)
2007-12-13 13:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-13 12:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 05:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
the man was right lawers r the real crook,
hahahahahaha
they r the only who benifits of the law system loooool
i have 2 send it to a friend of mine ;)))
2007-12-13 23:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have plenty of bad experiences with defense attorneys and I think this is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I'm definitely gonna re-tell this one Monday morning in court.
2007-12-13 12:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny in a 'that's really an old joke sort of way.'
2007-12-13 12:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!
2007-12-13 12:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by need2know 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that makes A LOT of sense!! really funny!!! ill tell all my friends and they'll laugh and- O.K. to be honest, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! HA HA!!! OMG SOO GOOD I CANT EEVN TPYE!!!
2007-12-13 12:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny and unfortunately it's true
2007-12-13 12:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's ok. I mean it isn't overly funny but it's alright.
2007-12-13 12:06:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i tried that once.... got contempt of court. went to jail for 2 weekends.
2007-12-13 12:07:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋