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If the Toronto weather ever lets up, I'm going to take a nice long walk and insult random strangers by wishing them Happy Holidays. How about you?

2007-12-13 11:33:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I've always just sent out cards with 'Christmas' crossed out and replaced with 'Xmas'.

I wonder if I should be doing more for the cause.

2007-12-13 11:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

I say Happy Sosltice. I'm hoping someone comes out with a line of Saturnalia Cards. And occasionally at creches, I'll assume a puzzled look and ask why folks are worshipping a 40 watt light bulb.

But I swear, if Jesus had known Christians were going to get this worked up about it--he'd have asked for an abortion.

But, we also need to confront the pseudolibs who perpetuate racist stereotypes by attacking "Ho Ho Ho." Being a boomer, I'd be ok with Santa saying "Nyuk, Nyuk. Nyuk." But that would upset the Christians again because Curly was Jewish.

2007-12-13 11:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

LOL - You go!

Personally, we're going to celebrate all 12 days and nights of Yule. On Christmas Day we'll go to a National Park and enjoy the snow with non-believing tourists and wish everyone Happy Holidays

2007-12-13 11:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by Aravah 7 · 4 1

Oh, im so sick of all the hype, too. When you wish someone a merry christmas or whatever it is a POSITIVE gesture, why take it as an insult?

2007-12-14 08:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by ~November 3 · 1 0

haha insulting random strangers! good one! Imma Spend my christmas with my family and friends back home eating a HUge dinner then exchange gifts catch up with times and new years prolly get drunk! lol HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

2007-12-13 11:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 5 0

I took a black magic marker and blacked out Merry Christmas on my cards and wrote Seasons Greetings. I also steal the baby Jesuses out of nativities.

2007-12-13 11:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 4 0

I've decided to pick up a few hints from the Islamic Fundamentalists.

I'm going to fly paper airplanes into nativity scenes.

2007-12-13 11:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

My war on xmas will consist of chanting repeatedly that it was really a pagan holiday. They hate that.

2007-12-13 12:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I am sick of the whole "war on Christmas" hype. If one more person tells me "schools can't even set up trees" I am going to shove all 17 trees from the middle school I work at up their bum! I'll start with the tree from my classroom.

2007-12-13 11:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by atheist 6 · 8 0

As long Rudiments at the instant are not flown, you will continuously see Wars happening throughout and deseases afflicting inhabitants in the worldwide. desire human beings awaken from their dormant state as quickly as conceivable! Ciao...ed auguri cordiali...John-John.-

2016-11-03 04:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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