1.)A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
2.)A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies:“Yeah, well we were married 35yr
2007-12-13 11:07:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1-7pts out of ten
2-8 pts out of ten
very good
2007-12-13 11:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will give you 8 out of 10
2007-12-13 19:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by A Human 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Hilarious!!
2007-12-13 19:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by **Sista** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-12-13 19:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by tig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love #1! LOL =D
the second one's funny too! =D LMAO
2007-12-13 19:11:55 · answer #5 · answered by pinkmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is ok but i like the second one better
2007-12-13 19:12:53 · answer #6 · answered by ☮Hippie☮ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 one's better.
2007-12-13 20:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both were great, especially the first one! :D
2007-12-13 19:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by jettica24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1--7
2--10
2007-12-13 19:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i liked the second one better
2007-12-13 19:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by tah326_sharemickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋