funny or otherwise
2007-12-13 09:38:03 · 21 answers · asked by sammi 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
When my daughter was three she told her older brother and his friend to "Hush up or she was going to bust them in the mouth". We don't talk like that, we were like oh my goodness where did that come from??? By the way, both seven year old boys did exactly what she said. She is ten now, not much has changed.
2007-12-13 09:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by misty b 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My son returned from his first day of 3rd grade back in August. When school let out in May there was another mother that was pregnant and due around the same time I was. My son was born on July 19th. My son mentioned that he saw the little boy's mother in the hall. I asked if she had the baby with her and he stated that she did not. He then says, "her stomach looked like yours mom, you know kind of fat but not pregnant." I couldn't help but laugh. This is also the same kid that walked up to a lady in church two years ago and said "you call our house all the time and my mom doesn't want to talk to you." Gotta love those kids that see you ignore a call because of caller ID!
2007-12-13 09:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by вσуѕяυѕтιмєѕ3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two things first when my son was 2.5, he spoke like a ten year old. We were in walmart, he was in the back of the cart, I was taking to long so he was throwing stuff out of the cart onto the floor, I warned him that if he did it again he would have to sit up front, well he did it again so I picked him up, tapped( i mean barely touched his butt) and put him in the front of the cart. He lost it and was holding his mouth and just crying for all he was worth. This lady asked him what happened. To which my lovely precious child responded," My mommy punched me in the face real hard!" I was mortified I wanted the floor to open up,
2007-12-13 16:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by amber l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't my kids, thank goodness. It happened in a grocery store. I was behind a lady that was fighting with her 6 (?) year old about getting a candy bar. The child threw a fit, started screaming when he was told he couldn't have a candy bar. Suddenly he grabbed one and the mother grabbed it out of his hand to return it to the rack. The Child yells "I'm going to tell grandma your putting daddy's thing in your mouth again". The women turned very red, I was laughing as were most of the other people. She put the candy bar on the counter and very quickly left the store.
2007-12-13 09:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honestly MY child didnt say it but my sisters daughter did. We were standing in the store one day (my niece was about 3) when she walked up to one of the clerks and told him he looked like a pig. Later we found out that Grandma had shown her the pigs for the first time out at the farm...the poor clerk had a stubby nose....we felt horrible and havent been back to that store since.
2007-12-13 09:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by tinkerbaby18 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were at the barber shop and my son was getting his hair cut and out of nowhere he told the lady that "sometimes my blue jeans hurt my weewee". He was like 4 years old and had a speech problem so she didn't understand him. I knew exactly what he said and when she asked I was like I don't know what he said.
2007-12-13 09:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Bilinda G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last night I came home from work to get something I had forgotten , My 4 year old daughter opened the door and said, welcome home mommy your early, are you on cation?
Also she took some blue meshy stuff, attached it to her bunnys back and said look mommy, I have an Irish Princess barbie so now santa dont have to brin me one. (Its really Island princess barbie forthose of you who dont have little girls)
Ok I just thought of anouther one to share with you.
My husband has long hair, My daughter has a nightlight in her room with Jesus and two little children. well one night she looked at it and said, mommy thats a statue of Daddy, Desiree, (her baby sister) and me. I have many more. thanks for remnding us of how funny our children can be.
2007-12-13 09:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by eightieschick70 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmm I was in the car with my bro and I looked out the window and thought what if I kicked that rock and then said ouch out loud and my mom was like where the heck did that come from! lol
2007-12-13 09:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't have a kid cause I am 12 but my mom said to me one time when I was like 3 I was walking around with my doll and I drop it and was like "sh*t" and then picked it back up.
2007-12-13 09:46:33 · answer #9 · answered by kelss x says 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a 7year old daughter. She was a black cat for Halloween this year. She kept calling herself a pussycat..no big deal right? Ok so one night we are sitting down for dinner and she was like" so mommy, what is a pussy anyway?" I about choked on my food! Well they say if they are old enough to ask they are old enough to know so I explained to her that its a very dirty word some nasty ppl call their private. Havent heard her say pussycat since lol.
2007-12-13 09:41:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kel 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋