~None of this is mine, I found it on a website and thought it was cute. Read:~
Please show the I.D.
The following supposedly a true story.
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give the scotch to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
2007-12-13 09:26:00 · 11 answers · asked by Min 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
2007-12-13 09:26:09 · update #1
I heard that before...err..I mean I read it...
2007-12-13 09:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about the one where the guy robs a store at night and goes running through a dirt field. Gets busted because he has on the shoes that have lights that blink when you walk.
2007-12-13 09:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by Deb S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol did you get it out of a Bathroom Readers book? theres tons of these kind of stories ("Dumb Crooks")
like the 3 professors that robbed a bank, but forgot to take their name tags off
hahaha
2007-12-13 09:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by bulletprooflonliness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funy! 100!
2007-12-13 09:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Crimmals make life go round
2007-12-13 09:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by I AM Smarter than a 5th grader! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OFFICIAL WDC
he is an official member of the world's dumbest criminals.
2007-12-13 09:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by Tigger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have gots to be the stupidest person in the world to sow your ID at a robbery...dumbest criminals
2007-12-13 09:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...criminals are pretty dumb (i mean f they weren't then they would have a job and not have ot steal), but that's the dumbest i've heard of so far! lol
2007-12-13 09:37:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..that's funny..how stupid of him?
2007-12-13 09:32:34 · answer #9 · answered by Shyne_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! =O
2007-12-13 09:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by pinkmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋