A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So, you're the one who took our phone book..."
2007-12-13 09:17:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol lol lol omg ya know how something just hits ya as funny well that surely did. the tears are running down my face. lol grabs a tissue so i can see the screen to star!
2007-12-13 17:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe
There is a blonde brunette and a red head stranded on an island.
So the blonde is digging through the sand and finds a bottle.
She cleans it and a genie comes out and says"i will grant u each 1 wish"
The red head says " i wish for a hot husband lots of money and a fancy house." poof she disappears.
The brunette says " hey good idea i wish for that too" she disappears.
The blonde says " I am lonely i wish them back"
OH and 1 more
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GROUP OF BLONDES??
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A VACUUM
AND one 1 more
There once lived a SMART blonde.......................
2007-12-13 09:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-13 09:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three blondes walk into a building....you'd have thought one would have spotted it.
Take three blondes and make them do a handstand, and what have you got?
At least two brunettes.
2007-12-13 09:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by bigcheesygrin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a really funny joke. I will use it often. 10/10 for a rating.
2007-12-13 09:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by Yahoo man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love blond jokes lol star I loved it
2007-12-13 13:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee-hee, hee, hee...Haa, ha, ha, L O L! Crack me up, bust my side. throw me for a loop! No one person is that dumb. This is not a blonde joke...this is a neighborhood nutt.
2007-12-13 09:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by use 2 b lost 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao brilliant! i love blonde jokes in the afternoon lmao keep it up! starred*
2007-12-13 09:59:52 · answer #8 · answered by <3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks for that i actually cracked a smile, havent heard a good joke in a long time
2007-12-13 09:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha great short one
2007-12-13 11:33:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋