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Well shucks.....(spit in spattoon)....ya see, us rednecks here might just have to grab our Jim Beam with one hand and our revolver with the other and boot your little Yankee butt outta that there wedding, ya hear?

2007-12-13 09:22:51 · answer #1 · answered by kiki 6 · 3 2

Why would you want to fart at a wedding? How much sense does that make? I live in the south and we have some of the strictest and most mannerable people here. the wedding could be alll the way in Panama I don't care if it's with the Penguins and the Polar Bears in Antarctica. FARTING @ A WEDDING IS NOT APPROPRITAE,M ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, OR PLACE AND IT NEVER WILL BE.
bottom line

2007-12-13 09:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by Miss K 3 · 1 1

Well if you can't hold it, I guess you should just let it out and hope that no one can smell it. If is is loud just say excuse me. I don't get the connection between farting and the wedding being in the South.

2007-12-13 13:37:41 · answer #3 · answered by MISS 84 5 · 0 1

I thought it was only appropriate at really formal weddings in the northern states.

2007-12-13 10:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ellen H 2 · 1 1

Oh absolutely... as long as you remember to say "Wooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" and fan the air around your butt. Make sure to do this in a quiet part of the ceremony so that no one is left out of this ancient and heartfelt tradition.

If you're the bride, just be sure to fan your dress out in a ladylike manner after the cheese has been cut. Don't trap that bad boy under the tulle!

2007-12-13 12:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by Flock of Seagulls Haircut 3 · 0 2

Is it ever appropriate to be this much of a MORON in the South, or anywhere else in the world, for that matter?

2007-12-13 10:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by princess 3 · 1 1

It's appropriate to fart no matter where the wedding is. As long as you don't accidently shat in your pants. That wouldn't be good with the ladies if you're wasted late night and trying to score.

2007-12-13 09:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Gallo 3 · 0 4

Are you implying that southerners have no manners? I'm from the south and I'd be highly offended if someone let one rip during the ceremony.But i guess if it's not loud and doesn't stink then that might be ok.

2007-12-13 09:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

it isn't a matter of appropriate; no-one can completely help it if they do. the thing i want to know is why you are asking... maybe to find justification for farting at the wedding you are going to this weekend where your evil twin brother is marrying your aunts, daughters brothers cousins, sister-in-law!!!!
wow, that was random even for me.

2007-12-13 10:08:55 · answer #9 · answered by Rouxe *(Rue)* 4 · 0 3

Are you making disparaging remarks about the south?
You're making a joke, but then karma will rear its ugly head and you're going to accidentally s h i t on yourself, right in the middle of giving a speech, no less.

2007-12-13 09:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by Captain S 7 · 4 2

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