You have to admit, the Battle of Whoville was a major setback.
2007-12-13 08:58:56 · 36 answers · asked by 2 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I still get flashbacks of the Elf Massacre of 02'
2007-12-13 09:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Skalite 6 · 16⤊ 1⤋
I managed to bag 32 nativity scenes in '06. This year so far I haven't even halved that.
I might have to call in air, I have a friend with a microlight, I reckon the two of us could cover a whole town with Truthdust in 2 hrs flat. If we do London, Reading, Oxford and Bristol, then Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow and Edinburgh before the 24th, I reckon that's the UK covered.
2007-12-13 09:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was before The Grinch Reformation Act.
Christmas was a government sanctioned holiday to bring the followers of man into the pagan culture without them noticing. Our plan is working!
Blessed be and have a happy Yule. May the goddesses bless you in abundance this season.
2007-12-13 09:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... properly, i don't think of there is something incorrect with it. Our community middle college is doing their holiday stay overall performance, and that they sing songs approximately Christmas, Hanukkah, and so on. that is happy and that is wonderful that no-one complains. maximum Atheists in united statesa. rejoice Christmas, so what's the massive deal? If not something, human beings could desire to easily delight in the cheer and the finished sales on the mall! We shouldn't ban candy canes, they are good. and not Rudolph, he's a seasonal character. What does he ought to do with christianity besides? human beings are so ridiculous presently. continuously searching for something to whine and ***** approximately!
2016-11-03 04:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by mccumber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anti aircraft fire took out 3 flying reindeer and santas reserve sleigh. Heavy counterattack by a batallion of toy elves mounted on polar bears forced our left flank back. It is rumored that Santa is reinfrocing with 12 divisions of Salvation Army santas. However, we got the launch codes to a missle silo in iowa--the countdown to a 50 megaton airburst over the north pole is started.
2007-12-13 09:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm not an atheist, but Christmas was killed years ago by the Chamber of Commerce.
2007-12-13 09:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Having managed to get all you religous to celebrate our winter festival, even though you have changed the name to cover up, We have performed a great victory.
This battle has been won..!!
2007-12-13 09:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by Terry M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what makes you think most atheists care if you celebrate the winter solstice with symbols borrowed from tree cults and ancient roman battle Gods? I love Turkey dinner and presents!!
2007-12-13 09:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Merry Christmas! I can say that in public whenever i want because religious freedom is in the constitution.
If i offend you go live in a country without religous freedom!!!!!
2007-12-13 09:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You didn't hear? Every major toy company paid carollers to sing for 48hrs straight at the home of atheists around the country. They all gave in, and volunteered to be santa's at their local mall.
2007-12-13 09:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by It's just me 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
But now we have the disgruntled Santa's elves whose jobs have been outsourced to China
2007-12-13 09:07:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋