Walking down the street, a man is approached by a tramp who begs him for some money.
"Let me give you a drink" said the man.
"I don't drink," replied the tramp.
"Then let me give you a cigarette."
"No thanks, I don't smoke."
"How about this betting slip for the 2.30 at Cheltenham tomorrow?"
Again the tramp refused, saying, "I don't gamble."
Suddenly the man has an idea.
"Why don't you come back with me and I'll cook you a 3-course meal with all the trimmings?"
"Look," said the tramp. "Wouldn't be be just easier to give me the money."
"Maybe, but I want my wife to see what happens to someone who doesn't drink, smoke or gamble."
2007-12-13 08:12:51 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!
Wish I had met this tramp, back when I was married!!!
Great joke!
DE
2007-12-13 13:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-13 08:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but i dont think so. I actually had to read it a few times before i understood how it could be funny. Sorry
2007-12-13 08:16:53 · answer #3 · answered by laura993377 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irish girl jokes are very stylish.
2007-12-13 16:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i am just shocked he does not drink, smoke or gamble!
2007-12-13 08:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny yea whoever sayin they dont get it got no sense hahah
2007-12-13 08:27:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he not relle that funny but its good keep working on ittt
2007-12-13 08:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by blazepippiblazepippiblaze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one
2007-12-13 13:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I am trying to get it but sorry I don't get it
try next time
2007-12-13 08:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and valid..
2007-12-13 08:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋