A very, very drunk man flops onto a bus seat next to a priest. His tie is stained, his face is plastered with lipstick and a half-empty bottle of gin is sticking out of his trouser pocket. He opens his newspaper and starts reading, but after a few minutes turns to the priest and asks, "Hey Father, do you have any idea what cause arthritis?"
"Yes," the priest replies sternly, "it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, drinking too much alcohol and having complete contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk mutters, and returns to his paper.
The bus carries on its way, and a few minutes later the priest, feeling guilty about what he has just said, nudges the man and apologises to him.
"I'm very sorry," says the holy man. "I didn't mean to come on so strong. It was mean-spirited and inconsiderate of me. How long have you been suffering from arthritis?"
"I haven't," says the drunk. "I was just reading here that the Pope has."
2007-12-13 08:10:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops........hahaha.......irish girl's name has to be changed irich girl(rich in jokes)
2007-12-13 16:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-04-09 01:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, yeah that's funny =]
2007-12-13 08:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by Divine Error 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-13 11:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jade T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet that priest felt stupid that was hilarious you should post more jokes like that
2007-12-13 08:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by ME! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM Sweetie! Here's a star for a funny joke...HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
2007-12-13 08:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-14 07:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by saveitok 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-12-13 13:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great.
Very funny.
2007-12-13 08:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-13 08:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by o-O 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋