This venue only gives me a 1000 words so i will be brief
Catholics
Stop taking money from people in poor countries and sending it to Rome. This is not a business.
Protestants:
The Earth is 5.673 Billion years old. There are 667 books missing our of your bible. They were lost when the Romans torched the library at Alexandria so your calculations are wrong. You are also free to drink alcohol. Why do you think I changed water into wine?
Mormons:
I was never in South America.
Jews:
I am glad you stopped with the animal sacrifices. The blood all over the place was getting disgusting. I sent Jesus down there to change a few things.
Muslims:
Stop saying prayers all day and do something useful. Those of you that have the blood of innocents on your hands will see the lake of fire. I said "Thou Shalt Not Kill" and I don't care what Mohammed said.
All:
I created gay people in order to control the population. They are not gay by choice. I am about to put more of them in China and India
2007-12-13 07:54:27 · 24 answers · asked by 1st Liberal 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The best way to earn my love is to stand in front of the mirror in the morning and say to the person you see what nice thing you will do for someone in your family. Prayers do nothing.
2007-12-13 07:55:49 · update #1
Samah: Your point is good but if you look at places like Saudi Arabia, they pray 5 times a day.
No 1 Home: So what, you can still comment on it.
2007-12-13 08:24:32 · update #2
Conseglieri: Are you back again? good to see you
Rick M: "Thou Shalt Not....." is a commandment that all are supposed to obey. Eye for Eye is just for everyday interaction.
2007-12-13 09:35:08 · update #3
Deanne: We have already accomplished "Fill the Earth and subdue it" Now we need to manage it.
2007-12-13 09:38:55 · update #4
Amen
2007-12-13 07:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Blue 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I have to agree that many Christians are judgmental towards issues you mentioned, such as drinking, and homosexuality, and I definitely agree with what you said to Jews (although the blood thing, I can tell, is a bit of humour). I agree that people don't choose to be gay, but God would never send gay people to control the population when he said to "be fruitful and increase in number, fill the earth and subdue it" (Genesis 1:28, NIV). Although God did send us to earth to take action against the corruption of sin, He commanded us to pray continually (Luke 18:1-8, I Thessalonians 5: 16-18, etc...), because He also uses prayer to change lives and make miracles. Out of curiosity, how did you come to the conviction that the earth is so old (I haven't seen enough proof to believe it), and do you believe He used evolution? I realize this is probably a rant, but try to back up your points or say where you're coming from, so that it's more justified. Interesting perspective!
2007-12-13 16:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks.
on the thou shalt not thing, you also said an eye for an eye, right?
Gun conrol, are you for or agaisnt?
Can you really make a rock so big that you can't pick it up? If yes, where would you put it?
When I say 'God bless you', do you?
Republican or Democrat?
Toe-may-toe or Toe-mat-oh
Thanks
2007-12-13 16:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, a lttle harsh but pretty on target
2007-12-13 16:00:11 · answer #4 · answered by Be objective 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Why do you always ignore us Atheists? Still not talking to us after all these years?
Oh and can you just let me be when I die, I really don't relish eternal life either in heaven or hell. Seems to me like life would lose all meaning if it never ended.
edit...thx muse I've been around just a little more sporadically...
2007-12-13 15:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 6⤊ 3⤋
You got some of it right.
But not the Mormon one.
2007-12-14 18:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by LaraSue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, there is no stated question, which violates Yahoo Community Guidelines.
(No, requesting to talk to someone is not a legitimate question.)
Second, you have quite the arrogance there, trying to talk for a God whom you don't believe in, and who you disagree with in the things you spouted. (Mormons, while wrong, do not believe that Jesus was in S. Am., but in N. Am., get your facts straight, you sound like a bozo!)
ALMOST everything you said contradicts God!
Like I said, what arrogance! How will you explain it to Him when you stand before Him? Won't THAT be the "egg in your face"!
2007-12-13 16:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by no1home2day 7 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Ok so when are you going to provide food to those who are at this moment starving to death? Tired of having mercy on children?
2007-12-13 16:00:01 · answer #8 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You more logic than any other god I hear of. If I stop be atheist, you be my kami (God in Japanese).
2007-12-13 16:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, God makes typos... crazy.
2007-12-13 16:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋