How can you be a redneck?

Question

ok from wat yall are saying i must not be a redneck i love country music i love larry the cable guy i have a confederate flag i love nascar fav driver= dale jr

Answer 1

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .

. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.

. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.

. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

. . . your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.

. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.

. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

Answer 2

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.

The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

Your family tree does not fork.

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

You haul more than U-Haul.

Your momma has always stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

Answer 3

You might be a red neck if you can't remember what's under that blue tarp in you're front yard.
Helping to take the wheels off a friend's house is you're way of welcoming him to the neighborhood you have more than one litter of puppies under you're house at one time.
You have more empty beer cans in the bed of you're truck than you have full ones in you're refrigerator.
You just moved to East Texas
You purchased a diesel truck to drive to work during the week and drive thru the mud on week ins.

Answer 4

if you have a rash... hee hee.

j/k

mow your lawn, see if you find a car.

If you have to move a transmission out of the way to take a bath.

If your parents say "Y'all come see this 'fore I flush it."

If you keep a fly swatter in the front of the car so you can reach the kids in the back of the car.

If at a dance, the MC says "Ho Down!" and your girl friends hit the floor.

Answer 5

u sell the car for gas money

u dad walks u to school because ure in the same grade

u ride a electric floor buffer

u go to a family renion looking for a date

Answer 6

You might be a redneck if you can play "Sweet Home Alabama" on your touch tone phone.

Answer 7

Ummmmmmmm, rub tomato sauce on your throat?