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I just got back from the grocery store. I bought a bunch of red bananas for a change. I broke one off of the bunch and noticed that it did not feel right in my hand. I looked at it and was horrified to realize that it only had four sides, not five! This totally contradicts Kirk Cameron "atheist nightmare" banana video! Is this the work of the devil?

2007-12-13 05:54:09 · 8 answers · asked by in a handbasket 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

LOL YOU my friend are nuts. Too funny. I somehow never 'got' the banana thing. I do not watch tv.

2007-12-13 05:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 3 0

Kirk Cameron IS bananas.

2007-12-13 13:56:22 · answer #2 · answered by Deke 7 · 5 0

The devil strikes again.

Why is he always trying to disprove Kirk Cameron with science?

What does satan have against Growing Pains?

2007-12-13 13:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2 0

Ever see those babies with two heads?
Imagine the first time one of those popered out the momma. I bet people were thinking all kinds of things.

Anyway what about the girl born with 4 arms, 4 legs like one of the main Idols they worship. Yet they amputated.

2007-12-13 14:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by יונתן 4 · 2 0

Save the banana; it definitely proves the existence of Satan. ;)

2007-12-13 14:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 3 1

I thought bananas had THREE sides...

2007-12-13 15:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 1 0

You ought to see the ones that grow in my parents backyard. You know, the ones that are like they are naturally. They taste like crap to.

2007-12-13 13:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Be careful, the fundies will be flocking to your house to bless it.

2007-12-13 14:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 4 0

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