Does the fact that the Bible is being translated into lolcat and Klingon mean that cats and aliens have souls?

Question

Why else would we translate Bibles into their languages other than to save their souls?

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
http://klv.mrklingon.org/

Acid Zebra: I love that lolcat Bible too. I discovered it yesterday, thanks to Phoenix I AM.

I can't read it at work because I can't stop laughing when I do.

Skeptic: "teh" in lolcat translates to "the" in English. A lot of words in lolcat would be considered misspellings in English.

You Know Me: I agree that the Klingon Bible is really interesting and possibly has some genuine linguistic value, but I'm a nerd too.

Answer 1

This lolcatbible...this is singly the most important project man has ever embarked upon.

Generations of people after us will speak of our greatness.

Truely, we live amongst gods amongst men...amongst cheezburgers.

Answer 2

I love the LOLCat Bible project. U can haz eckspurteeses. I'z gunna b in ur Sodom, pwnin ur n00bz. ((Next, I'm gonna translate the Hindu Sutras into Lolcat. Feel free to help with that, too.))

Answer 3

"Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1 "

Answer 4

Everyone's focusing on the lolcat version...what about the Klingon Bible?? It's a masterpiece of translation! I proudly display it on my bookshelf next to my Klingon version of Hamlet and am unashamed of my nerdiness.

Answer 5

All life has soul, as the two words are synonyms in the Bible.

Humans have spirit, which makes us different to animals.

As for Klingons, they're just a figment of someone's imagination, so who cares?

Answer 6

'Roun dis tiyem, Caesar Augustus wuz like, "I can has cenzus?"
So Joseph went from Naz'reth to Judeeah to Bethlehemm whar David wuz bornededed, 'coz David wuz hiz graete-graete gran-daddie,
Then there wuz sheep-doods in teh field, an they wuz watchin teh sheep in teh dark. Iz vry vry boring. srsly

HA! this is hilarious! Thank you.. You just made my otherwise boring day a little better:)

Answer 7

Of course! Science has proven that cats have souls, and as far as Klingons, well, anyone who has ever read Klingon love poetry surely cannot doubt the existence of their sensitive, beautiful souls:

"I love thee enough not to kill thee,
thy face doesn't turn me to hate

I would never mutilate or maim thee,
at my hands, death shall not be thy fate..."


I swear-ta-gawd it's just so freakin' romantic!

Answer 8

Cats have souls. I'm not so sure about aliens, though.

Rom 10:9 | vetlh chugh SoH DichDaq confess tlhej lIj nuj vetlh Jesus ghaH joH, je Har Daq lIj tIq vetlh joH'a' raised ghaH vo' the Heghpu', SoH DichDaq taH toDpu'.

Answer 9

And you thought trekkies were creepy as-is, now there translating bibles???

This has the 7th sign of the apocalypse written ALL over it! RUN!

Answer 10

hey, do you know the 10 cat commandments?



The Ten Cat Commandments

1. I am the Lord of thy house.
2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.