Unfairness At Work
When I take a long time... I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time... he is thorough.
When I don't do it... I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it... he is too busy.
When I do something without being told... I am over-stepping my boundaries.
When my boss does the same thing... that is initiative.
When I take a stand... I am stubborn.
When my boss does it... he is being firm.
When I overlook a rule of etiquette... I am rude.
When my boss slips a few rules... he is being original.
When I please my boss... I am apple polishing.
When my boss pleases his boss... he is co-operating.
When I get ahead... I am lucky.
When my boss gets ahead... that's hard work.
2007-12-13 05:16:32 · 7 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just sent this to a guy I used to work for.....I got a really nasty e-mail back, because apparently I STILL don't have the right attitude!!!! AND he wishes my current employer knew the kind of things I found funny, he's sure they wouldn't agree!! I'm sorry, I'm still laughing s hard I'm crying!!! Thanks Jake, you made my day!
2007-12-14 12:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by melissa h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She should definitely have done it herself. Getting you to do it makes it look like she hasn't got any initiative or motivation. But to answer your question, the wording is fine.
2016-05-23 09:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True
2007-12-13 05:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sooooooo true.
10/10, star.
2007-12-14 07:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very true unfortunately!
2007-12-13 11:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my old boss, and she would never find this funny. thanks for the laugh
2007-12-15 05:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by SnOwBuNnY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
soooooooo true
2007-12-13 05:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋