A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns,unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or femine.One puzzled student asked,'What gender is computer'?' The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough,by gender and asked them to decide whether 'computer' should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender because:
No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to every one else.
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrireview.
As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
The womens group, however concluded that computers should be masculine, because:
In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
They are supposed to help you solve problems,but half of the time they are the problem.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
2007-12-13 04:29:13 · 26 answers · asked by Nasren7585 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mine is a girl cuz, she's always siting on my lap.
2007-12-13 04:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by Hero 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I want to say that my computer is a gal but it is definitely a man cause of the reasons.
That joke is very funny by the way
2007-12-13 12:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My computer is a female.
My computer has moods and seems to go through cycles just like a female. Hey, I love her, she is a great loyal friend!
2007-12-13 04:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by lenny.wise 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A guy, definitely a guy for the reasons stated above.
2007-12-13 04:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sharon M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my computer is a young girl.
~She helps me go shopping! (like a girl)
~She helps me with my writing (like a girl, a guy could never be that kind!)
~ She tries to be helpful, but ends up forgetting it. (like a child)
~ She is always up and at it (like a child, and a teenager)
~She is my secretary (who ever heard of a male secretary?!?!?!)
2007-12-13 10:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, lady. But, my niece sent this three months ago. And, that too from India. You should have been faster.
Nevertheless, a good joke.
2007-12-13 04:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
mine is a guy very difficult never wants to work but today it is for some strange reason
2007-12-13 04:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by dptvegas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In french it would be a guy. In spanish it would be a girl.
2007-12-13 04:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by SleepingBeauty =) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Female - you have to play with her to get her working.
'Appreciates Computer hardware'
2007-12-13 04:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
mines a girl
2007-12-13 04:34:39 · answer #10 · answered by macoo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋