I'm at work right now and I had a fart and tried to push it. When I did my backside got wet and warm real fast. I'm not sure how I'm going to make it to the bathroom because I just got off my lunch break not too long again and I fear this will drip down my legs and make a trail. What can I do?
2007-12-13 03:48:50 · 15 answers · asked by Higurb M 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
The thing that sucks is it's been really hot here for some strange reason. It was almost 80 degrees yesterday.
I got it taken care of. I called a friend of mine to bring me some pants and boxers. I had a little drippage down my leg but no one seemed to notice.
Thanks everyone!
2007-12-13 04:12:02 · update #1
Hehehehe. You sharted.
Your underwear will probably catch most of it.
2007-12-13 03:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by Dig It 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Serves you right for trying to push it. Those things should just come out naturally forcing you to hold them in most of the time. Now you sharted or whatever in your pants. Nice job. Wait for a few minutes, then get up and slowly walk your way over to the bathroom. Go into a stall and clean yourself up. If you have some cologne or deodorizing spray around spray your work area, chair and your pants too. Febreeze works well. Don't let there be a next time.
2007-12-13 05:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by DB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope your wearing dark pants, call some one to bring you some new clothes, and have them follow you closly to a bathroom grab some papertowls for your chair.
To barbra I too am at work and playing on the net, I'm a leasing consultant at some apartments, business is slow this time of year good to catch up on your internet goofing off.
2007-12-13 04:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have a coat, wrap it around your waist and make for the bathroom fast. Don't run, try a very brisk walk. You don't want to draw too much attention.
I'm glad it worked out for you. Make sure to have an extra pair of clothes with you in case this ever happens again. Just stick them in the back of your desk. Its better to be safe than sorry.
2007-12-13 04:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♣ALT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call a friend and have him call you with an EMERGENCY so that you have to leave... Spill coffee on your chair and sit in it.. Grab your coat and LEAVE ! Bring an extra pair of pants/underwear to work and leave in your desk/locker or even your car.... OR see if you can have someone bring you an extra pair of pants/underwear (baby wipes)...
Good luck
2007-12-13 03:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by pebblespro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a female can get her period and leak and find a way to get no one to notice u can do this... get ur *** up and walk quickly to the bathroom... wash ur underwear find a way to dry them and in the future keep an extra pair of underwear with u...also never hold it in... if u have to go than go... dont hesitate. I am sure this is more embaressing than if u would of mad a stink i nthe bathroom
2007-12-13 04:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Sabba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From now on, bring a change of clothes with you and blame it on spilling coffee or something like that. Oh.....and monitor your diet. Apparently you may have irritable bowel syndrome. Stay away from fried, fatty, greasy foods.
2007-12-13 04:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People are going to figure out what happened by the odour. That is just gross...best to put on your jacket and walk to the rest room fast and clean yourself up.
2007-12-13 04:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by Bears Mom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Starting tomorrow, wear Depends
2007-12-13 03:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anjer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now why would you tell us this. Are you just trying to gross everyone out with the fact that you pooped all over yourself?? Go hose yourself down right now and burn that chair.
2007-12-13 03:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by kharilli 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are at "work" why in the heck are you posting this question? Just what kind of a job permits its employees to pass the time playing on the internet. Tell me, please, I'd like a job like this, too.
2007-12-13 04:02:23 · answer #11 · answered by Barbara A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋