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ha ha ha. Probably. Just like if Jesus were executed in the electric chair, they would wear little chairs around their neck.

2007-12-13 03:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 1 1

Yes.
Although if Jesus had been drawn and quartered, jewelry would have been revolutionized.

The guillotine would also be quite fashionable.

The irony is that Christians are now trying to rewrite the history of their religion and claim it isn't bloody and vicious, yet all their symbols are a about death and slaughter.

They also claim that Jews killed Jesus.
Yeah... Rome wasn't a Jewish empire... unless Zeus was Hasidic...
Let's not even go into the fact that there is no record of Jesus in any documents from that era. Records of Jesus are as non-existent as those regarding John Frum.

2007-12-13 14:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by The J Man 5 · 1 0

Only if Jesus had been waterboarded to death.

The Romans had other forms of harsh interrogation (torture by any other name). Criminals who were to be crucified invariably suffered the flagellum (as did Jesus) before being crucified.

And yes, at one point during the middle ages, "fundies" (as some of us would call them today) went around whipping themselves in His name.

2007-12-13 11:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by El Jefe 7 · 5 1

Yes, but the buckets would be very small (it's not like they wear a full-size cross around their neck).

2007-12-13 11:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Perhaps.

2007-12-13 11:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by kriosalysia 5 · 1 0

No, but they would try it on you to see it my way! lol

2007-12-13 11:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think yes. That would be interesting. !

2007-12-13 11:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by l_o_u_i_e_2_2 2 · 1 0

Where do you guys come up with this stuff? hahahahah.

2007-12-13 11:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

You are so offensive....















but funny. A star for you.

2007-12-13 11:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 2 2

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