It is a FACT... that spaghetti was invented in the 12th century. It is a FACT that humans have been on the planet since... i dunno.. at least the 9th Century. Where is the logical explanation of how the FSM made us before we made him? HMMMM?!?
2007-12-13 03:04:58 · 20 answers · asked by blase' blahhh 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FSM merely enlightened us in the 12th century. He always existed.
RAmen!
2007-12-13 03:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 1⤋
Doubter! The FSM existed before time. It wasn't until the 12th century that people were enlightened enough to made food in his image...
RAmen!
2007-12-13 03:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course FSM isn't some thing like God. There are not any logical reasons to have faith in God, in basic terms as there are not any reasons to have faith in a brilliant teapot orbiting the sunlight hours. in spite of the certainty that, there are reasons to have faith in FSM and those reasons embody us; our international, own learn, acquaintances and co-workers, even ourselves. i will determine FSM in various those subject concerns. No, they don't coach FSM, yet they do furnish reasons for thought.
2016-12-17 16:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
History has been changed by non believers and the evil one (the swimming silver fork)
All believers in the FSM, understand that the silver fork is constantly trying to decieve us, and that non believers are being led by him without their knowledge. As a result they changed history and included a 'proposed invention date' of the 12th century for spaghetti.
We all know that radio carbon dating is flawed, so claims of invented speghetti cannot be relied on.
2007-12-13 03:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
The FSM has always been around dear. on the web site there are immages of Him floating in space before He made the Earth with His noodly appendages.
Ramen !
2007-12-13 03:16:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
EXACTLY!
Man was on this planet long before Jesus, Moses, Noah and any concept of a Christian god.
There were many gods before the Christian one, there's been a few more since...
So the same logic applies.
FSM merely adds humor to this... it's a parody for what people actually believe and that's the genius of it.
2007-12-13 03:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't you use that exact same argument for disproving the existence of the christian God? (as some people have already said)
Also, 9th century? Are you really that stupid?
2007-12-13 15:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by superpope53 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I think humans were here long before the 9th century----way long before.
And, 2. It is all a big joke. Why are you so serious?
2007-12-13 03:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM made it appear as that was true, don't you know he can do anything? He works in mysterious ways.
2007-12-13 03:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are aware that the FSM is a parody of intelligent design and not a "real" religion, right?
2007-12-13 03:08:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋