Please give reasons for your answers.
Thanks!
2007-12-13 02:08:46 · 16 answers · asked by Birdy is my real name 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
...So are you saying that the flying spaghetti monster... isn't real?
2007-12-13 02:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by We're all mad here. 4 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I would much rather that God exists. I would comforted by the thought that there is an all powerful being giving purpose to the world. However, desires do not make for reality. The great weight of emprical evidence in on the side of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. While inconsistencies abound in the Bible, the Gospel of the FSM explains everything in a way that cannot be disproven - by the arbitrary action of His Noodly Appendance. You cannot argue with that. There are numerous academic endorsements.
2007-12-13 12:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't get it dear. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is God.
He touched me with his noodly appendages.
I know that he is real because after I worship (by cooking and eating pasta) I can feel Him in my stomach and liver.
I will go to His heaven where He put beer volcanoes and strippers factories for all. That's much more fun than eternal tea parties with Mother Theresa.
Ramen ! Ramen ! Ramen!
2007-12-13 10:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are in some good company, here is some other “enlighted minds” that mocked God. Sleep well tonight.
JOHN LENNON:
Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple. Today we are more famous than Him." (1966)
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for You."
He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.
THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it."
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.
MARILYN MONROE:
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He is a preacher and Evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.
BON SCOTT:
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
"Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, wow the highway to hell.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. JESUS!
2007-12-13 10:19:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Because pasta is better than purgatory!
2007-12-13 10:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
A flying spaghetti monster would probably scare the crap out of me... Throwing around giant meatballs of doom and dripping marinara sauce across the landscapes...
2007-12-13 10:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nothing.
They're just imaginary things.
For me, spaghetti isn't a monster. It's a delightful food, or its a delightful female outfit.
2007-12-13 10:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by The Unborn 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I rather have God; what can a monster do for me?
2007-12-13 10:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
This is the most mouth-watering question of this year. Thanks. Sorry I can give you only one star.
If my dream comes true, you get free pasta, home delivered the rest of your life.
2007-12-13 10:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by kwistenbiebel 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The FSM is too well defined. Since 'god' can take on just about any meaning I want, I pick 'god', defined as simply the universe itself.
2007-12-13 10:12:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
FSM does not care if you worship it or not.
FSM believes woman= woman, man = man, sammie = sammie Not one is better than the other.
Purity is for drinking water, not for people
Common now, What is better than a beer volcano... I dont' really care about the stripper factory part but whatever.
2007-12-13 10:15:10 · answer #11 · answered by Mable VT is thinking, kinda 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋