Miscommunication
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, 'What are the grounds for your divorce?'
She replied, 'About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.'
'No,' he said, 'I mean what is the foundation of this case?'
'It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,' she responded.
'I mean,' he continued, 'What are your relations like?'
'I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents.'
He said, 'Do you have a real grudge?'
'No,' she replied, 'We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.'
'Please,' he tried again, 'is there any infidelity in your marriage?'
'Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.'
'Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?'
'Yes,' she responded, 'about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.'
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, 'Lady, why do you want a divorce?'
'Oh, I don't want a divorce,' she replied. 'I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!!'
2007-12-13 00:56:16 · 14 answers · asked by suresh k 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-13 00:56:46 · update #1
I am a Public Speaker, and use this joke to discuss interpersonal communication skills.. I love it!!!
:)
2007-12-13 00:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by chris_covino 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor husband!
2007-12-13 03:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny! I can JUST imagine it! An Asian man running away saying, "Fluc you!" LOL If someone doesn't like this joke, then "Fluc" them!
2016-04-09 00:31:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard these types of jokes many times, but this one is good. i liked it.
2007-12-13 03:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, LOL
2007-12-13 07:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫Priya_akki™♫♪♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-13 02:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by A Human 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol I like that, nice one
2007-12-13 01:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by Dragon Prince 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha and ha
2007-12-13 01:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by meaussiegirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-13 01:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! u made my day . u deserve a star!!!!!
2007-12-13 23:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋