A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, 'If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you.'
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once
again the voice shouted, 'Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a
car will run over you, and you will die.' The man did as he was
instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. 'Who are you?'
'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.
'Oh, yeah?' the man asked 'And where the hell were you when I got
married?'
2007-12-13 00:29:49 · 11 answers · asked by suresh k 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny. a star for u
2007-12-13 00:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by shah 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like the idea of Satanic Guardian Angels (like in the Ninth Gate) and I think this one fits the bill.
2007-12-13 08:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by slice39 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Goes to show that a brick and a car will kill easier than a wife.
2007-12-13 08:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by ILuvChoc 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If I were this guys guardian angel, I would let the next car hit him. Talk about ungrateful...
Good joke, though.
2007-12-13 08:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Nastizzy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wow.. Cool joke
2007-12-13 15:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫Priya_akki™♫♪♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! x
2007-12-13 08:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by Alison B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny....
even heard it before
2007-12-13 10:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by A Human 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.....STAR!!!
2007-12-14 04:28:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gorgeous !!
How 'thankful' of him !
Aaron.
2007-12-13 09:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lolz..nice one =)
2007-12-13 08:35:55 · answer #10 · answered by lyn 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋